PPJ – TeTo (08-10-2017)

After the experience of CLE-MPS/Atletic Malmi, I arrive with pretty low expectations to this game, which is in the same Kolkomen division. Both PPJ and Toukolan Teräs FC (TeTo) are from Helsinki and look like recent youth teams with most players in their late teens or early twenties.

 

The game is played at Väinämöisen kenttä, an astroturf pitch that is part of a communal park with the barest of facilities – two changing rooms and a restroom. There are only some 10 people who are not directly affiliated with the team, i.e. coaches and reserves, seemingly all family and friends. The weather is dire: cold, grey, and rainy.

 

The quality of play is definitely higher than yesterday, as is the pace of the game and the technique of the players. In the 3^rd minute TeTo attacks and shoots at the post. Five minutes later PPJ has a good attack that leads to a save by the goalie, while in the direct counterattack a TeTo striker gets alone in front of the other goalie and finishes cool between his legs: 0-1.

 

The build up is slow but the passing is (too) fast. Both teams also hold many players behind the ball. In the 15^th minute a decent shot by the visitors goes wide. Seven minutes later a good attack by TeTo leads to an attacker making himself free and then finishing low in the corner: 0-2. Not much later they attack again but shoot just over the goalie and goal. After half an hour the hosts have a good attack and shoot, from 18 meters, over the goalie: 1-2.

 

The game now becomes insanely slow and the build-up even more cautious with both defenses playing very deep. Just before half-time PPJ has a good attack, the goalie responds poor on the first shot but good on the rebound. Half-Time: 1-2.

 

In the 52^nd minute TeTo has a good attack but poor control by the striker blows it. One minute later PPJ has a long ball, the left striker pulls back, has all the time in the world, and shoots low in the corner: 2-2. Good comeback, but only short term, as fifteen minutes later the guests again score, with a volley that rebounds from the post and the goalie and is finished from 2 meters: 2-3.

 

At this point a dude comes up on his bike and starts to talk to one of the PPJ attackers. They have whole conversations as the play continues, with the player seemingly going out of his way not to stroll too far away from his friend. Incredible! Despite some attacks, the final score remains 2-3.

I don’t think this has happened often, but the Kolkomen is definitely too low a level for me to enjoy. The play is poor but, more importantly, there simply is no atmosphere or culture. The clubs don’t even play at their own ground! Turns out, there is a bottom in groundhopping and I have just hit it!

Club Latino Español Helsinki – MPS/Atletico Malmi (07-10-2017)

For work in Helsinki, Finland, I am excited to see some games over the weekend. I was once before in Helsinki, and only saw one game, of PK-35, but this time there are some problems too: it is World Cup Qualifier weekend, so the top leagues don’t play. The best I can find is the Kolmonen, which means Third Division, but is actually the fourth tier of Finnish football, which is organized regionally.

 

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I meet up with ER, a Brit who lives in Helsinki and who loves the beautiful game too, at a Astroturf pitch that is squeezed between three major stadiums: the Sonera Stadium (now Tella 5G-Arena), home ground of Veikkausliiga (first division) team HJK Helsinki; the Olympic Stadium, home of the Finnish national team, and the Helsinki Ice Hall, home of the top ice hockey team HIFK (which I will visit later that day).

 
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The early afternoon game is between the exotic Club Latino Español Helsinki, which indeed exists almost exclusively of Latinos, and MPS/Atletico Malmi, the former youth team of third division club Malmin Palloseura (MPS), which has become a semi-independent club itself. While both are from Helsinki, nether team is from this particular area, which perhaps explains why there are at best 25 spectators (including ER, his 2-year old son, and me).

 
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The game starts well. In the second minute the visitors get alone in front of the goalie, but shoot at him. In the 7^th minute a CLE defender give a back pass to his own goalie, which leads to an indirect free kick in the penalty box, which is shot hard at the massive wall on the goal line.

 
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The game is fairly slow, the control fairly decent, because of the Astroturf, but the passing mediocre. ER leaves after 30 minutes, as his son cannot appreciate the game. Despite a few half chances on both sides, the half time score is 0-0 and I start to doubt whether any goals will be scored at all.

 
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I miss the first minutes of the second half, desperately trying to get something to eat in the area around the pitch, but when I’m back, the visitors get a big chance, when they lob the ball over the goalie, who seems to be spaced out, it hits the crossbar, and is headed in, as the goalie barely responds: 0-1. Atletico Malmi is much better but slow and imprecise, while CLE is poor and slow, at time fairly dramatic. The level of play is probably comparable to fourth division amateur in the Netherlands, although those teams play for far more people (as did I at age 11).

 
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Halfway the second half the visitors have a shot from close to the goal, which is saved well by the goalie. A few minutes later they shoot a rebound hard at the goalkeeper. Then a very easy ball for the CLE goalie to pick up is fumbled and Atletico player puts the ball in from 2 meters: 0-2. Just two minutes later a bizarre, long goal kick is controlled by the CLE striker, who runs and easily scores low through the legs of the goalie: 1-2. Out of nowhere we have a game!

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However, only a few minutes later a long attack of the visitors is finished from close by: 1-3. This is also the final score, although I see on a website that it ended 1-5. This would mean that the visitors scored twice in the first few minutes f the second half, which I missed. Whatever the final score, this was some of the lowest quality football I have ever seen and almost devoid of any atmosphere. More like a very semi-organized league game than a fourth division game.